Would you rather be a BASKETBALL, a BASEBALL, a SHUTTLECOCK, a RACKET, or a BAT?

The Bat so I could conflict pain on all the jerks in the world who deserve it with a capital P!|||Jessica Simpson's underwear!!|||I would be a shuttlecock so that I could could be a cock|||a bat fits me more cuz i always swing and miss or get cracked in half. Maybe i swing for the fences too much, instead of looking for that easy base hit.|||a bat, that way i'm the one doing the hitting. If i were a baseball i would not enjoy being hit by a bat.|||Shuttlecock|||a bat|||A racket. In hands of Marat Safin, or Roddick....:-)|||basketball|||I have always had a fondness for shuttlecocks. Maybe it is the way you can whack the crap out of them and they just sail on the wind-beautiful design.|||basketball|||Enki Poser!!