Wednesday, November 30, 2011

I just woke from a dream of shuttlecocks, trebuchets, and giant key lime pies. What should I do next?

take the red pill|||masturbate|||Maybe bake a KeyLime pie....|||Brush your teeth, and don't stow the jai alai equipment so close to your bed next time.|||....play badminton till you get too tired and go to bed for a proper sleep....





I told you, lime pies when eaten for dinner, bring nightmares.|||Wash your sheets....|||Go back to wonderland...|||Call the wet nurse for a sponge bath and the med's you missed.|||Mow the lawn, bake some cookies, then pound out some tunes on the ol' pipe organ...|||It's a SIGN.





It means you are to devise the fastest way of not only making but delivering key-lime pies to EVERYONE.





As one distant relative of a friend put it, "You haven't lived until you've tasted true key lime pie". I, myself have never had it but ... then again I obviously haven't truly lived either.|||have a little self lovin and go back to sleep

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