Mr Clapperton has challenged me to a game of badminton but i'm concerned..........?

I'm concerned that his large wife would be upset if she were to find out that i'd been interfering with his shuttlecock. Any advice please on what i should do? Thanks x|||Keep quiet about his shuttlecock and his wife won't know anything.......|||I would make sure you hit his shuttlecock extra hard to make sure that it flies with enough velocity to penetrate the eye socket.|||Whack away at that shuttlecock!|||lol,play with your own shuttlecock